Bling Kong:
Alys Kenny - photographer
Anna-Lisa "Lady P" Donovan - stylist; aesthete; bon vivant; former prom queen
Bec "Video DJ Honeygun" Stupak - video DJ
Ben "The Wyld Stallyn" Lord - drummer, designer
Brad "Rocko Strongman" Bennett - songwriter; guitarist; lover
Brandon Bussinger - documentarian, video ninja
"Danarchy" Hewins - bassist, singer, hot ass
Dan "Mobiustrip" Sieradski - creator, designer
Jonathan "Jonathan" Hanson - drummer, former prom king
"Princess" Lea Kalani - cheerleader, exotic dance choreographer, sometime lyricist, and fashion industry consultant
Liz "Shredder" Schroeter - cheerleader, karaoke celebrity, sex machine
Loren "Cock Sucker" Linder - cheerleader, guru
Martin "Eurotrash3000" Olson - electronic beats
Nicole "Milkshake" Johnson - cheerleader, heartbreaker, malt-liquor connoisseur
Scott "Rockzilla" Gold - guitar god, epic vocals
Bling Kong started as a joke movie that should never be made. The powers of infinite justice and alcohol saved Bling Kong from such a common fate and began nursing Him to preeminence last April. Then, faster than P Diddy, He launched a clothing line.
His seductive pheromones have attracted people from around the world, some of which have dedicated their entire lives to the Ape. Because Bling Kong cares, He quickly wrote, directed and produced a show to keep His followers employed and to keep His clothing customers entertained.
The songs were written on many a hung-over early morn during the months of May and June and tested on the finest bitches to share Bling Kong's bed. Music naturally emits from Bling Kong's body, and these sounds were recorded for the entire world to hear in August. To create the most explosive, irresistible musical force possible, Bling Kong selected not one, not two, but three drummers for His band.
This is the first of three Bling Kong musical epics. Bling Kong I draws upon musical influences ranging from Mötley Crüe and Bon Jovi to the Go-Gos to the rock opera of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Seeking to be all-inclusive in His empire, Bling Kong features songs from both male and female perspectives. Even the audience is helpless to sing along. The rock of Bling Kong brings a message of sexuality, of fulfilling your every desire, it is a message that says, "Buy our t-shirts and you will get laid."
Soon after spawning this musical army to sing the praises of Kong himself, cheerleaders were then hand selected by Bling Kong for His entourage based on their quick wits and ability to be hot. Why cheerleaders? Shut the fuck up.
At around the same time, a video crew was added to record the epic life of Bling Kong for posterity and to allow you to watch Bling Kong's favorite footage during the show while He's off doing your girlfriend on a pile of money.
As an ape of vision, Bling Kong rounded out His crew with the finest designers and stylists because He doesn't like ugly shit.
Bling Kong will be coming to a clothing store and/or rock club near you very soon. Do not miss the epic explosion.
Music:
Greatest Hits 3.16.03 - 5.20.03
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Kick Em In The Knees
Enter Bling Kong
Shake Your Booty
We've Got The Bling
G Train
Let's Get Epic
Bling Kong Ballad
Bow Down To Bling Kong
Brains
Be Aggressive
Press:
"Bling Kong is probably better defined as an experience than as a band. But what with the cheerleaders, hand clap sing-alongs and ridiculous uniforms, who has time to worry about the music?" - Time Out New York
"Forgive me, but I have to share the following couplet: 'Oh, is that your cock? Lemme see / I want to ride it like a Kawasaki.' If that doesn't score a record contract these days, I'm all out of ideas." - popmatters.com
Website:
www.blingkong.com